Monday, October 19, 2020

I still have all my fingers......

 Hoping everyone and everything is still spinning around the sun and everyone is vertical.  

I am vertical and at; "stick a fork in her and see if she's done!"  Yup, fried would be a good way to put the last few weeks.  The days were cruising along, projects were coming along nicely and WHAM!  Mercury hits your garage again or the sun has an anal flare.  I don't know, sometimes there are few, if any answers for what is going on.  So buckle up and here is the latest run down and maybe now you will understand why we live in Paine Falls or make that Pain Falls...... 

Since last posting, just 20 short days ago,  I rolled into a few more projects.  Yes, I should be in the studio but I really want to wrap this stuff up.  I have grown comfortably oblivious to what is going on around this house.  You walk over a crack in the sidewalk everyday on your way to school.  One day someone fixes the crack but you just keep stepping over the now invisible crack.  I didn't even see the crack in the floor anymore, nobody fixed it; Comfortably Oblivious.  

After that false sense of superiority with tools and finally crossing one or two little projects off my list I thought why not, keep going, don't loose your momentum now because you might not get it back for another 11 years.  I suck at start/stop projects.  It's true in gardening, the kitchen, the house, the studio, life.  

While building the shelves I spent way too much time on my knees and noticing the floor was looking pretty tired.  It's a brown paper bag floor with three coats of poly.  After two dogs, a gardener, a construction guy, and basic traffic the floor needed a facelift.  I patched a couple cracks, three new coats of poly. Minwax and the floor looked pretty good again.  The sun faded area was gone and it looked liked new.         


a canning cupboard because I am not running canning stuff up and down the stairs anymore; I can year around. 


While waiting for the floor to dry between coats I finally finished the trim and paint on the bar.  


and put a badly needed shelf in the closet, then painted the closet because drywall just gets old after a few years. 
I still remembered where the studs were......  
I am never gonna be done in this house; 
I have a lot of mental notes and it's freeing up a lot of cranial space. 




I had been tripping over a slab of wood in the studio for two years and thought enough! 
Blew off the dust, washed off the glaze streaks, cut the ends off and installed in the back room on pipe legs.  We had kicked around buying a bigger tv since movies are no longer an option.  But once the TV got a lift, it looked huge!   My old collages were dusted off and hung on the wall too.  Facelift! 



And just to keep rolling.  Once the kitchen was put back together I tackled the downstairs bathroom.  It's a wee bathroom.  We added it right after we moved in in around 1986.  We had parents having trouble maneuvering stairs and then there was that potty training thing.   I painted murals with lattice and flours and a stone wall.  I had sketched in a cat and wrens and birds and never finished them.  


It was time to move on.  I started painting over everything and thought maybe not.  This was a fun little mural and when the kids were driving me nuts a place I could go and close the door and breath for 30 seconds before the house was burned down or there was jello slide in the kitchen.  I stopped and emailed the kids, now in homes of their own.   So I'm doing this......


I expected responses like NOOOOOOO!  Don't do it MOM!!  What did I get? 

End of era Mom....... move along.
  and then the kid I thought would be the saddest of all, sends this heartfelt text:

😂😂😂😂😂 goodbye downstairs bathroom, you were beautiful! 

message received, full steam ahead! 


So the bead board is up but behind the bead board is the faux stonewall :)  I have a sink drying in the studio and this sink will be be gone, after all a potter lives in this house.  Building a floating vanity and finally installing the hardware and faucet I bought in 2010.... timeless.  I wonder if I can still get parts? 

This week I will move onto the bar floor, goodbye 80's linoleum. Deal with some plumbing issues that have needed addressed for a while.  

Since the last post I had my skin cancer removed and look great for Halloween!  10 lovely stitches and I am hoping the folds of my chubby cheeks will bury the scar.  I don't do well with somebody digging in my face with a local anesthetic, then the pulling and tugging of stitches.  I promptly went out to my van and on the way home, puked.   Had a killer headache the rest of day.  My Dr. doesn't believe in pain killers and as the local wore off I thought I'd rather have a baby.  


But as the next day arrived and I arose in the chilly Fall darkness to let Kirby and the chickens out, make coffee on my way out the door.  I slid into my jeans and sat on the bed to put my socks on.  ZAP!  A yellow jacket had taken refuge in my sock over night.  I had just been stung two weeks earlier.  I have not had a bee sting, let alone a yellow jacket sting, in decades so two in two weeks in the same place had my attention.  Apparently the last poison still had not cleared my ankle so this was a double whammy and the swelling and blistering began.  


The good news ...... I completely forgot about my face!   Who needs pain killers?  Get a wasp or two!  I rode my bike, I iced my foot, I elevated and finally on the third day the swelling started going down and I could bend my ankle again.  Tomorrow I get my stitches out and I will share this new miraculous diversion therapy with my Dr.  I bet he goes for it!  

 Lots of baking therapy the last 20 days too!  
The last of the tomatoes are still being roasted with lots of garlic and onions and run through the food processor with a bit of olive oil and basil.
  Summer on a cracker!  



Molasses Crinkle cookies


Cinnamon Buns with maple drizzle, Whole Wheat bread and cinnamon swirl bread. 


The October Mom Box went out with cookies, breads, granola and a pair of these wonderful mittens 
made by kids first ever elementary art teacher and all around wonderful person; Mrs Liikala.  (I kept the blue ones for me, squeal with excitement, bring on the snow!)


And about the time I was feeling pretty down in the dumps with my new Frankestein face and foot and tripping over my fabulous tools which were scattered over the entire construction project called my house. 



The mail arrived.  And the generosity and beauty of artists and craftsmen are just beyond words, we are a grand tribe.  I had met Jeff Borda at Boston Mills last year and loved his work so much I bought two of his pens.  We follow each other on facebook and when shows started cancelling we asked how it was going.  2020 had been cancelled.  He enjoyed seeing what I was up too and I was watching his new cutting boards and pens coming out of his shop.  He asked if I could save some of the Black Lace Wyandotte feathers from the girls.  I sent him an envelope and hoped they worked for him.  At my lowest point of my year, an envelope arrived on my porch.  I opened the envelope and the most beautiful pen arrived with my chickens feathers in barrel of the pen.  


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Later in the week the coffee mug people in Alaska sent a box of delicious, rich roasted beans.  My postal carrier asked if I was getting coffee in the mail and did I share.  


I always felt if I kept busy and productive I could get through "things".  I started this year in the gardens and things sure did not go as planned but it was not a bust.  And then word came we might be in this Covid mess until the third quarter of 2021 and we would probably be spending a bit more time at home.  I cannibalized my booth for canning shelves and closet shelves.  More paper got glued to the floor.  Paint got slapped on the bare woodwork and drywall.  No money, no budget, no contractors in the house but lots of creativity and time.  I thought I might never do another show but I miss my tribe of crafts people and all the community that goes with it.  A website is nice but a face and a conversation is better.  Precious phone calls with friends to catch up and see if we might both be nuts.  Nope right as rain.   There are so many lessons that have come out of this too long year and I won't be sorry to see it go but God I have learned so much this year and rarely left this half acre.  Mittens, pens, beans texting and phone calls...... I am rich beyond words. ❤️































Tuesday, September 29, 2020

Mov'n slow and deep thoughts on kitchen renovations.....


 I was wondering why I was moving so slow so I checked the last blog post, 8 days ago and realized why! 

The geese are flocking and flying, the garden is slowing down, the mouse traps are checked daily as furry wee ones seek shelter inside the basement, the first leaf fluttered down as I let the chickens out.  I realize outside time is going to become limited.   When the kitchen faucet got the big replacement, cobwebs were shaken off my renovation brain cells........and so it begins.  



Usually I tackle these projects the week before Christmas, but wait, all the equipment can be set up outside now!  Jeeze, that only took 40 years to figure out.  I have not had the fortitude to start another project in the kitchen since I ripped this place apart in 2009.  That renovation just about killed me.  So now I have lived with the kitchen I built for 11 years and made a lot of mental notes on what needed to happen to make kitchen duties a bit easier.  Disclaimer, I have no skills and everything I do is of my own deluded vision of the final outcome with help from YouTube.  It's solving a problem, a puzzle.  How to make things fit on a swiftly tilting floor.  So this kitchen will never be featured in Architectural Digest or even Cute Country Mansions.  It's my learning school and makes me wildly happy to work here.

#1 find the tools.  
I have my tools and He has his tools.  Why because we work very differently.  I like to be organized.  He, well, not so much.  Last week I pruned the front beds and found two nice screwdrivers stuck in the ground.  Just stuck in the ground for no apparent reason.  I looked around and realized he had adjusted a window cover.  Project done, he walked away, tools left behind.  My brain exploded right in the azalea bed.  But then He helped out with the chicken coop and borrowed my precious tools and the nightmarish hunt began.  With many texts back and forth asking for hints as to wear my air nailer might be or certain drill bits I covet, I looked up to find his car barreling in the driveway at 2 pm in the afternoon.  He read the desperation in my text messages and came home to help with this scavenger hunt.  How hard is it to put a tool back on a labeled shelf I whined? Impossible, I muttered under my breath for He who shall remain nameless.  Finally finding most of what I needed, he barreled back down the driveway. The chickens and I cheered.  Plugging in MY circular saw, blue ear guards in place, I started to cut my first board, WooHoo!  *&@!!!!   He had changed out the blade to a masonry blade when he put the grill garage together. I made up new curse words as I hunted for the wrench and old blade somewhere in his back shed amidst his Christmas decoration palooza and I was not saying FaLalalala!  By Friday night not much was accomplished other than finding tools and two trips to Home Depot.  One for wood and trim and one to replace missing drill bits. There are not enough swear words in the English language for my Friday but by 9 pm I was toast, no I was fucking toast
Saturday up at the crack of dawn and ready to jump in.  Ran out to let the chickens out and found this.... 
You want these?


You get these........


Nuts!@ forgot to close the trap I use for groundhogs.  Chickens out and Miller relocation services kick into action.  Back by 7 am and thought I'd make breakfast to start the day off on a good vibe. 
Pancakes and coffee, yes please.  Kirby got pancakes, the chickens got pancakes, we all got pancakes and everybody was happy! 


Surely this had to be a better day!  And then I heard the four worst words ...... HOW CAN I HELP?  
Please go mow the lawn, go sailing, go to the store, just go...... and he did!  

By 10 am the sawdust was flying.  First problem, two levels to this floor! 


build up the floor and figure it out.... and so the day waged on.  
By Saturday night I had only advanced to this stage and was still working on puzzles.
Things were just not flush or fitting. 


I think I had done 1,000 squats, my knees were in shell shock and I had butt cramps.  I broke two drill bits screwing into a rock maple counter top and was tired.  I had cannibalized old booth shelves, the old post holding the counter top and other pieces of wood from long forgotten projects.  Every body should have an old woodpile from recycled projects.  I took two aspirin, showered and poured myself into bed.  

Sunday Morning
rinse and repeat....


#7 this year...... back to meet your brother in a secret location far far away! 

Sunday...... who's body is this?  Two more aspirin, no pancakes and lots of hot coffee after relocation services were complete.  Felt like I had been on a week long bender.  The aspirin kicked in, the kneed pads were slapped on and I was back at it by 9 am.  Around 2 pm I needed hydration and wanted watermelon.  I ran out to the front flower bed and looked at my last remaining watermelon.  The last two I had picked too early but this one needed to be ripe as we only had one more hot day before temperatures were predicted to plummet.  I whipped out my utility knife and cut this guy off, 25 pounds!   


It was lunch time!!  After mowing the lawn, guess who brought home grocery store sushi? 
So good...... and he was back on the plus side :) 


after an hour strap of sitting it was hard to strap on the knee pads and jump back in....
the hardest part of this project is making things look seamless. 


joining new work to existing cabinets was almost my Waterloo.  I ended up hand cutting almost everything with my fine toothed handsaw.  


By 9 pm I was giddy as I slapped the last coat of paint on the trim. 


Monday morning I mopped the floors, stacked the tools in the corner for the next project and thought I'd be in the yard by noon.  Nope....... I moved stuff around, filled the shelves, decided to permanently plug in the Kitchen Aid Mixer and that dropped me down a hole I really did not want to go down.  To get to an existing plug I had to move the fridge.  I dreaded this as I expected to find a dead mouse or a nest of beavers but alas I wanted that mixer plugged in.   I pulled out the fridge, huffing and puffing and no good place to get a grip I gently rocked it back and forth.... not too bad.  OMG am I winning the mouse war? 


Plug in the mixer, push the behemoth back into place and it will not fit.  Pull fridge back out.  
ARGH!  fridge plug is a 90 degree plug and mixer plug is not.  Unplug, wash down sides of fridge, floor and counter, slide back in.  
OH NO that means slide out the stove to access the other plug.  My stove has never been level, it has driven me nuts for 11 years but that insanity was easier than pulling out the stove because I have to wrangle it over a few tiles on the floor.  Well why stop now?  Plug fit perfect, no mice or even mouse poop and the floor got washed.  I decided to elevate the stove to just above counter height.  Another genius move for people with strong minds and weak backs.  I lifted and jimmied that stove for over an hour.  Finally moved back into place.  


I was soaked and breathing hard but that gushing feeling of success when I stood back and looked at a level stove and working mixer.  Just Wow and sure ticks all my boxes!!  


Today is painting and staining the last of the trim work. Pick up a couple glass jars for the new shelf. 
 This place is a work in progress and not sure it will ever be over.  This project has spurred me on to a list of projects I would love to have finished before the snow flies.  

Notes on my functional kitchen: 
I hate digging for stuff.  I have lived with cabinets where stuff is pushed to the netherlands of blackness, never to be found until you move or die.  When I ripped this place apart I built most of the cabinets.  
I wanted open shelving for just my small appliances and other stuff.  I built them out of 2x4's and sunk the money into trim work and good air nailer. 



Oh and table was picked off somebodies curb, it used to be pink. 
The chairs were throw outs too and I rewove the seats and gave them a good scrubbing.  The bench is old barn wood.  I traded a couple mugs and pot for the labor.  The pot rack is copper tubing and plumbing fixtures. 

I trimmed out the floor of the cabinets from the end cuts off the dinning room floor I replaced.



Try to explain this to a contractor.  I have tried over the years with little success.  Most want to do what they always do for the same kitchen one block away.  I did not need to pay anybody to complete my dream of a working kitchen and I am really OK with nobody in the house until this Covid thing is flying south with the geese.  So I will muddle my way through and keep watching youtube and yes, you can just leave me my illusions....... 

still lots to do but for now I have to get these tomatoes in the freezer! 


Next project to commence as soon as I am vertical again....... 3-5 days!  



























Monday, September 21, 2020

2020: A Bad Country Western Song........

                                               

Staring out over a frosty roof, I slide into my boots and think; it's way too early for this.  This frost has taken my sleepy old dog to a puppy dancing at the back door.  The chickens are slow to tumble out of the coop on a chilly morning.  After a quick morning chore list of dog and chickens.  The warm cup of coffee feels good on cold stiff hands.  I sit, bathed in morning sunlight, reviewing the last couple of weeks and realize my life has turned into a very bad country western song, so goes 2020. 

 

OH and gardens should have been safe until November 1st, because the omnipotent USDA powers changed our growing zone to 6 instead of 5 but even if we were 5 it would have been October 16th.  First Frost is a month early.   

2020 the year everything we hung our hat on or held near and dear just flew out the open window.  Latest rundown on happenings in this large half acre.  I have started drinking with my chickens and it brings me great peace. 

I believe a pack of chickens in Congress might do the country a world of good.  Time out Senator Paul, go sit with the chickens and have a glass of bourbon.  


In other news over the last few weeks..... the basement is full and I am calling this done.



Those 60 mugs got shipped off to Alaska!  The order came in on Aug. 19th, the mugs were done and packed on Sept 8th and they got shipped out Sept 15th.  It took a week to figure out how to get 60 mugs to AK.  I thought I'd cracked the shipping nut and called Air Alaska Cargo.  Yup, 70 pounds of mugs would run $68 to fly standby or $110 for an all at once delivery in days.  I was giddy!  And then the phone person said:  Are you a "known shipper?"  What is that?  I can send you the form.  I opened my email and read all the documents necessary to become a known shipper.  Fine ..... and then the last paragraph.  Please call this number and have an inspector come to your business for an inspection.  Have identification papers at hand..... and the catch: At Your Expense and the second catch: expect 6 weeks to be approved.  I called Alaska Air and said; Hey, I'm in a pole barn otherwise known as the Gargio (garage/studio) with a blind dog and a pack of thug chickens I just need to get these mugs to Alaska. I am 65 years old and not a terrorist, I swear on my chickens head.   Yes, I have a website......  Well ma'ma you know after 9/11 TSA instituted these rules and everyone must comply.  Great are you gonna wand me in my studio too?  No wonder there's a bullet and gun shortage in this country!  Ironic I was talking to this guy on Sept. 11th.   My head went into overdrive on how much we are driven by fear in this country and I will just leave it at that.  Called my lovely coffee people in AK and they said; No problem we will just send our shipping company. This cost them over $350 and they were not outraged.  I was not paying for this and I was outraged.  And as I have never worked with a shipping company I got the Cliffs notes on filling out a bill of lading, getting a pro sticker and packing for container shipping on the high seas of the Pacific Ocean.  And then Span Alaska said; Do you have a loading dock and can our semi fit into your loading dock... and then I blew coffee out my nose.  I can drop these off to your terminal.  I grabbed my 5 copies of BOL, loaded the mugs, loaded the Kirby and google mapped where I was going.  About 40 minutes away I pulled into a dirt parking lot with not a tree in site.  
Inviting right?


Not a human in sight, 3 giant buildings and more loading docks than I could count.  I drove around and finally found a guy with a backpack and rolling suitcase walking across the terminal tundra.  Hey, do you know where the office is?  Nope, but try that building over there.  I parked the van and tried 3 doors.... talk about; Let's Make a Deal!  Finally I parked by a dumpster and found an open door.  Tiny little dark hall and I walked into the mens bathroom complete with circular urinals..... kill me.  Up a set of concrete steps, across a metal bridge down three metal steps and back up more concrete steps to a filthy sliding glass window and buzzing fluorescent light.  A woman in an orange vest, standing at a copier waved and then walked away.  HEY, is this the portal to shipping Hell!  A younger gal slid the window open and shoved her hand through.  I placed two BOL's in her hand and the window slid shut.  HEY, I need your pro sticker and a signed copy back!  She looked through the dirty window and got a roll of stickers and started stickering everything, handed a copy back and said pull to the dock.  Which dock would that be?  Pull around to the ramp and wait there! Wow she had a voice.  OK ..... found the ramp and waited and waited and waited.  I thought fine, I'll carry my three boxes up the ramp and set them on dock.  As I walked the first box up the ramp I hear: STOP RIGHT THERE AND DROP THE BOX, WE ARE A UNION SHOP!  Well what the hell does that mean?  Means you cannot do anything except wait for one guy on his coffee break to get on his tow motor and come retrieve your 3 boxes from the back of your van and then they put more stickers on the boxes.  BUT!  When I opened the back door and the woman saw Kirby she transformed into a lovely chatty person right before my eyes.  She said out loud and reaching for Kirby; I JUST LOVE DOGS......  and the shipping nut was cracked!  She radioed for the tow motor guy to get his ass out to the shipping dock and I waved goodbye to the mugs and hope they make their journey to AK in one piece!  I drove home feeling like the weight of the 60 mugs had been lifted off my shoulders!  

I cleaned the studio of bubblewrap, packing tape, boxes and packing mess to get ready to start a new cycle. 

Then the week just kind took a downward spiral....... Wednesday started the last push of canning season.  Hunt for jars, no jars or lids to be had in northeastern Ohio or western PA.  So just make due with what you have.!  The cupboards got cleaned as I hunted every shelf and closet looking for jars.  Old jars from the basement were washed and traded for new jars currently used for storage.   



Ended Wednesday evening dating all my really old jars.  Some jars well over 100 years old were retired to holding dry goods and jelly beans.  Figure if I make a 100 I hope somebody sticks me on shelf and fills me with jellybeans so I can make people smile.  One of many life goals...... 


Then my kitchen faucet finally sprayed it's last dish.  It was wobbly and leaked like a bad fire hose.  I ordered a new one online.  


and then had to install it....... take note, it's not me this time :) 


until he dropped the flashlight into the crack between the pipes.  Guy fix...... just leave it, the battery will go dead at some point.  Then I found myself saying; are you nuts?  This is not my idea of under cabinet lighting.  Do we need a welcome light for furry creatures coming from the basement.  I ran out to the studio and grabbed my glazing tongs to retrieve the flashlight.  Thought I had it only to bring a mouse trap with petrified mouse.  From under the sink I yelled;  GET A BAG NOW!  placed mouse and trap in a bag and handed it out.  Nothing, just my arm with a dead mouse waving in the air.  I peered out from the cabinet and glared at him ........ you have shoes on, you take it outside!  Back to fishing for the flashlight.  Got it! 
TA-DAH!!!!


Friday I found out I have a nasty patch of skin cancer and had it hacked off my face.  Sent in for tests and of course they didn't get it all and going back in for more..... silver lining to this story.  It's mandatory to wear a mask in public and second it's almost Halloween and I am going as the Bride of Frankenstein.  

Took Kirby outside to rough house and enjoy the cool weather.  During one of his spin-derella espisodes he blew out a front ankle.  Now I had three legged dog and was drinking bourbon with my chickens.  

Then RBG passed away 

Yesterday, thinking things couldn't get much worse; a yellow jacket crawled up my boot and wedged it's stinger wielding body between my covid tight pants and shin.  ZING!  Son of a cherry bomb my leg is on fire.  Smashed the yellow jacket on the driveway and put ice on the sting.  This morning it's red and itchy.  

So bring on October and Halloween while I call Garth Brooks.